Appreciate Women (LOL)!

A man wanted his wife to see/appreciate what he goes through daily so he prayed:

Dear Lord:

I go to work everyday and put 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!


God in His infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man woke up as a woman.
He arose , cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school.

Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went to grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the cheque book.

He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog
Then, it was already 1pm.

And he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry vacuum, dust and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home...
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing the vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed

At 9pm, he was exhausted and , though his daily chores weren’t finished, e went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

“Lord , I don’t know what I was thinking.
I was wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay at home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.

Amen!”

The Lord in his infinite wisdom , replied:

“My son, I feel you have learnt your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You will just have to wait nine months, though...

You got pregnant last night,”