Tuesday, August 3, 2010

My Historical Timeline


1990-2000

1993 – Primary School Social Prefect+ Health Prefect.
Best Overall Performance pupil @ Ifelodun Nursery & Primary School, Eruwa
Best Pupil in National Common Entrance Examination @ Ibarapa Local Government
1994 – Awarded Scholarship to Nigerian Academy (School for the gifted), Suleja
1997 – Award for the Best student in CRS @ Annual Speech and Prize giving day @ Queens School, Ibadan
1998 – Co- founded Anti-Aids Club @ Queens School Ibadan with support from SWAAN
1998-2000 – Assistant Teachers Girl (SS1-SS3)
1999-2000 – Treasurer, Zonta International Club, Queens School Chapter
Social prefect, Cashuarina House, Queens School Boarding House
Represented the School @ Faculty of Communication and Language Arts (CLA), University of Ibadan 50th Anniversary Celebration

2001-2010

2001– Pioneered Constitution drafting of the Department of management Science with permission from Department of Accounting and management Science, OAU, Ile-Ife
2002- Nominated as a pioneer Senator, Accounting Students’ Representative Assembly (ASRA)
• Co-founded , The Intellectual Group; A youth led NGO aimed at empowering young people for positive developments as VP 2 , Head Bureau of information and Public Relations
2003 – Co-organised World Aids Day Celebration in collaboration with Voluntary Service Overseas participants from Britain in Ogbomoso
• Press Secretary, Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Student Union Government
2004: Team Secretary, The Intellectual Group
• Participated in the 4th national Conference on HIV/Aids after conducting several consultative Youth for a
2004-2006 – First 2-terms Female Choir Mistress @Celestial Church of Christ Students Fellowship, LAUTECH Parish
2004 – Co-formed Media Group during the Democratic Leadership Training Workshop of the Africa Leadership Forum
2005: Welfare Officer, Nigerian Delegate to World Youth Festival, Barcelona, Spain
• Volunteered as Secretariat Assistant during AU-Gender Mainstreaming Meeting, 8th Session of Head of Governments, organized by ALF and Femme Africa Solidarite, Geneva.
• Volunteered for Dateline Health Africa as a Correspondence during the 5th International Conference on Aids and STIs in Africa (ICASA)

• Observer, Pre-consultative Meeting and Constitution Drafting of the AU-Economic Social and Cultural Council (ECOSOCC)
• Facilitator In charge of Stores, Digitest ICT Camp Kazaure, Jigawa State organized by Digital peers International.
2006- Graduated as one of the 25 best pioneer student of Management Science in my University.
• Prepared and Presented a Proposal on Youth Advisory Panel for the AU-ECOSCC at the West and Central Africa Regional Consultative Meeting on ECOSOCC and APRM
• Prime mover, AU-ECOSOCC Youth Advisory Panel, at the Africa-Wide Consultative Meeting on APRM, NEPAD, ECOSOCC and MDGS in Ethiopia
2007- Presentation on “Education and Professional Training” at Civil Society Development Forum, Switzerland.
• Presenter, Orientation Broadcasting Servises, Kuru Camp, Jos.
• Volunteer Program Assistant, Regional Parliamentary Committee on Lake Chad Basin
• Team Head, Ecobank Nig Plc Jos Branch NYSC Corp reporting team
2008- Award, Best Corper, NYSC/Ecobank Nig Plc
• State Directors’ recognition, NYSC Plateau State
• Donated 10 computers to NYSC/NACA Unijos Youth Friendly Centre, Naraguta, Jos.
2008-2010 – Worked as program Officer with Africa leadership Forum, and coordinated 8 democratic leadership training workshops with a total of 320 participants across the 6 geopolitical zones; Secondary School Teachers, NYSC Merit Award Winners, Female Doctors Group, CSO Organisations, General Public Group etc. and 4 Legislative internship program across the 36 states houses of assembly including the Senate and house of reps
• Rappourteur at the UNGC/UNODC/WBI regional Meeting on fighting corruption through collective action
• Team member, technical team in charge of the Inaugural Essay Competition on Youth and Human Security and High Level Technical Meeting on Afforestation in Africa and Climate Change of the Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library.
• Reviewer; 2010, University of Washington, Foster Business School Global Social Entrepreneurship Competition
• Reviewer, 2010 Atlas Corps Fellowship, Atlas Corps Inc.
• Facilitated Partnership between Africa Leadership Forum and University of Washington on Global Social Entrepreneurship Competition
• Volunteer Rapporteur; Commonwealth Youth Caucus Meeting
• Working as Ass. Project Officer-Nigeria for the Ford Foundation International Fellowship Program.

Forever in my heart


Forever in my heart
Where do I start from, Is it from your care or support, understanding, pamper, insightful correction, your nurture and protection? You are just one in a million, that’s why im saying you are in my heart forever in these languages:
Arabic: في قلبي الى الابد
Bulgarian: в сърцето ми завинаги
Chinese: 永远在我心中
Croatian: u mom srcu zauvijek
Czech: v mém srdci navždy
Danish: i mit hjerte for evigt
Dutch: in mijn hart voor altijd
Finnish: sydämessäni ikuisesti
French: dans mon coeur pour toujours
German: in meinem Herzen für immer
Greek: στην καρδιά μου για πάντα
Hebrew: בלב שלי לנצח
Hindi: हमेशा के लिए मेरे दिल में
Italian: nel mio cuore per sempre
Japanese: 私の心に永遠に
Korean: 내 마음 속에서 영원히
Norwegian: i hjertet mitt for alltid
Polish: w moim sercu na zawsze
Portuguese: em meu coração para sempre
Romanian: în inima mea pentru totdeauna
Russian: в моем сердце навсегда
Spanish: en mi corazón para siempre
Swedish: i mitt hjärta för alltid
English: in my heart forever

Farewell Message


Hello all,

Well, the time has come to say goodbye to everyone that has made me smile in this organization over the last few years. This organization is more than just a workplace, and it is people like you that gave it soul. I will like to say that there are many great people here, both past and present, and they have really made the job truly enjoyable. This has resulted in laughter and practical jokes that are still evident in everybody’s attitude to work. Thanks to the Executive Director for picking the right people for the job here because we all turned into a real family.

To Colleagues and Friends,

I have so many people to thank for their support and dedication throughout the available short time. I am truly humbled to have worked with such a group of "get in and get it happening people" and I am so proud of the achievements that we have all accomplished both in terms of operations and (for quite a lot of you) personal accomplishments.

To my boss and the entire programs team, your efforts and contributions have been outstanding. I have learnt so much from you and now possess a greater understanding of the difficulties that a work environment such as this encounters every day. I have truly enjoyed my time here and have been well supported with the work and outcomes that we have achieved.

I am leaving with great confidence in the people here, knowing that they are capable of overcoming any hurdles that may come up, singularly, and more importantly, together. This organization has been able to assemble a very competent and practical group(s) that provides excellent support to the management team. This alone provides me with a sense of pride and gratitude that is indescribable.

The one thing that hasn’t changed over time has been the feeling of being here! The culture that was set at the beginning is still a testimony to this organization, the feeling that you can express any idea, the can-do attitudes, and the cooperation of all departments cannot be overemphasized.

Like I have said earlier, it has been a pleasure to work here, but more than that - it has been a privilege to have met and mixed with the people in this organization. I have enjoyed my time here, albeit shortened, and I will miss everything that this place represents. It was indeed a special time of my life.

Even though I am moving to a new horizon, I will always have the memories of this place. I am sure reunions and catch-ups will, if not often, be full of laughs and good times. I hope that everyone achieves what will make them happy.

I wish you all a Healthy, Safe and Prosperous New Year.

Good luck in the future.
Over and Out!

Imoleayo Owofadeju
Phone: 08055061535
Email: lil.mole@gmail.com and of course Facebook.

15th August 2008 – 15th January, 2010. – 15months


I could remember that vivid evening in August, when I came to write the employment assessment test. You may wonder why evening but the truth of the matter was that the whole day was used in solving an error made by the Bank PHB Human Resource department concerning the recruitment stage I was.
Very briefly, while working with MOGOC Limited, a construction firm in Bodija Ibadan, I reluctantly wrote Bank PHB test conducted at The Polytechnic Ibadan. I got a text from the bank inviting me to the test venue but was less interested because of previous experience with writing bank test (as you all know!). I was encouraged by my brother to give it a trial, which I obeyed and went for the test. The time for the test was 1pm but I did not enter the hall until 7pm in the evening, very strange you will say!
I met most of my school colleagues at the test venue, for me it was indeed a reunion spot because I was not keen about writing the test. After inefficient screening of text message invitation which of course has been manipulated by enough people and eventually entering the hall admist ranting, I got prepared to do my best and make the day a remarkable one.
Few weeks after, I got a call from a friend Temitope Lawal that I should come to the Bodija branch of Bank PHB to check my name, because I made the interview list. I was still unsure of my feelings whether happy or sad! I later got a text from the bank inviting me for the interview, which I narrowly missed because I was not keen about the banking job.
Funnily, the day of the interview came unnoticed. Only for a colleague of mine (MOGOC) who went to deposit some money with bank PHB who informed me of the huge crowd at the bank, I then check the text on my phone and later checked the calendar for the date. I had no choice than to call my brother and beg him to bring me a suit and shoe to match suitable for an interview because I was not prepared for one just went to work normally.
Expectedly, he brought my belongings and off we went to one of his friends place so that I can change. I had to scoped my boss that I wanted to go and draw money for my brother that was going back to school. (it’s just a white lie). I did two (2) interviews that day and to God’s glory I got a letter for my medical examination which I had to do that same day. It was exhilarating, but I squeezed it all out to accomplish that goal of making the test day remarkable. I had to compensate my brother who carried me through PHB Bodija branch and Ring road and back to the office in Bodija before the close of work. Damola (Dammie), I can’t forget that in a hurry!
Before the week runs out, I had a discussion with my teacher Ayodele Aderinwale MFR and he offered me a job with the new CBN Entrepreneurship Project, it looked exactly like what I really wanted, I was excited about it and I was asked to come for an interview. Accidentally, on that very day I got a text from bank PHB that I should come for another interview, so I was caught in the middle!
I then decided to attend bank PHB interview which was in Ibadan before setting out for Ota, in Ogun State. So that automatically led to my late arrival for the interview.
I got to the Africa Leadership Forum some few minutes to 7.00pm, I was fortunate to meet the Executive Director and his Deputy in the office, though they had already close(there’s no closing time in my organisation, though officially its 6pm). I went to greet him and he was furious at my un- seriousness, he then referred me to his deputy to handle my case because I got him angry already. I went to see my anticipated line manager, the Deputy Director cum Chief of Programmes Dr. Olumide Abimbola Ajayi, who also jokingly scolded me and advised me to go back to the Executive Director to plead with him and explain the reason for coming late.
I went back to his office to explain my ordeal but he only asked me to get started with the test, I was surprised because I never prepared for any test but an interview, I then went back to the Deputy Director for further instructions. He then called Adindu Chukwudi (then a Programme Officer, now a Leadership Specialist with the CBN- EDC project) to place me for the test which was computer based. I started the test at 7pm which lasted for 3 hours. It was supposed to be an exciting opportunity for me, but before I could finish the test, I was dead tired due to the stress and fatigue from the PHB runs and travelling all the way from Ibadan. My impatience invigilator didn’t help matters too.
I finished the test reluctantly, and was faced with the challenge of where to pass the night. How foolish that sounds, I should have planned it before hand but was just too confused about the choked up day. I had to call my mentor and teacher for help, the Executive Director, Ayodele Aderinwale MFR, who had left for his house! He abused me, but later asked me to talk to the Operations Manager of Temperance Hotel (shares the same compound with Africa Leadership Forum), Louis Archibong for a room. And that ultimately solve the problem for that night, I was hopeful as I await the result of my test which will be marked and graded the following morning!
At 9.am the following morning, I left my hotel room for the office complex to receive my verdict. I was not feeling anything that morning but I was confident I will perform above average. I went to meet the Deputy Director, Dr Ajayi who called another staff, the Research Officer, Chijioke Iwuamadi to bring my script upon grading. I checked the script and I saw 82%, I was indifferent maybe because of the bank offer I had initially. He then asked me to go and show the Executive Director my script, I went to his office and he took the script from me and read through it. When he finished he stood up and held my hand and dragged me out to the open office, he was so happy. He called the CEO of Business School of Netherlands, Lere Baale and gave him my script to read, he went ahead to tell anyone who cares to listen about me and how I performed excellently in the test. I was surprised and confused at the same time.
He then called Dr Ajayi to prepare my offer letter, so that I can leave for Ibadan and start preparation for my resumption and relocation to Ota. For me, it looked like a dream but it was real! I went home and discussed with my folks that I will be relocating to Ota, I was posed with the question of whether its what I really want or if I am just taking the offer pending the time PHB will call for training school? But I told them its what I have always wanted and now that I have it, there‘s no going back!
I resumed on a Friday 15th August, 2008 as a Project Assistant for the CBN Entrepreneurship Development Project and moved to the Project Office in Agege, Lagos. I pitched my tent with a friend Azeez Tijani in Abule Egba, where I moved to Agege for work every day. Barely 2 weeks into the job, I got a deployment news from the Deputy Director to move to the Secretariat in Ota, where I was also elevated to a Programme Officer (in position). Again I was emotionless, I felt nothing! I was just settling down, trying to make friends with my colleagues when the redeployment came. But I had no choice and my senior colleagues (Dr Ajayi and Mr. Ojekunle) spoke to me about the opportunities associated with returning to the secretariat in terms of freedom to work and ability to grow my initiatives.
I returned to Ota reluctantly, but with a beautiful attitude to do my best and leave a mark and I resumed immediately as a programme officer with little or no handing over by my invigilator Adindu Chukwudi who was moved to Agege as Admission Officer. With all, I had a programme which I coordinated in 25-30, August 2008, (barely 2 weeks into my resumption in the organisation).
It was a miracle that the programme was a success, although I had few hitches with the Executive Director who has zero tolerance for inefficiency and complacency but generally, it went so well that I was shocked at my ability. And I never knew it was just the beginning for me, as I handled 12 of such programmes from August 2008 till October 2009.
My time with Africa Leadership Forum has been so rewarding, I have met minimum of 450 young leaders within the six geopolitical zones of Nigeria, eminent personalities and unimaginable first class brain in the country. I had the opportunity of working with the super intelligent, dedicated and passionate team; it was indeed an awesome experience!
From Democratic Leadership Training Workshops, to Legislative Internship Programmes, attending UNGC Steering Committee meeting, representing ALF at the Global Compact Local Network, Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library Projects, Writing MOUs, Drafting Proposals, Preparing Budgets, Writing Articles, Managing People, project implementation and so on. My 15 months experience in the Organization cannot be over emphasized as I grew immensely in terms of reasoning and ability to take very quick decisions after thorough weighing the consequences of my actions both positively and negatively.
I learnt how not to take a ‘no’ for an answer, and how to solve any problem or challenge in the heat of impossibilities. I was also driven by self motivations and further increased my passion for my work regardless of psaltery emoluments which does not and cannot in any way commensurate with my delivery. I have grown over the months to love my job and be proud of the impact I have made in this generation, though not visible now, but believe me time will tell.
I am grateful to all those who have made my stay in ALF a memorable one, it was indeed a worthwhile expedition. Working with all of you has increased my level of self worth and aspirations, the whole team was incredible, passionate, committed and disciplined. I cannot but appreciate my boss, Ayodele Aderinwale MFR, for his fatherly support and understanding, zero tolerance for misbehaviors and high professionalism. It has indeed shaped my thinking and attitude towards work. Also, to my immediate line manager, Dr Ajayi, you are one in a million. You nurtured my zeal and passion for this work and encouraged me do unbelievable things, it’s amazing when I look back to reflect on all I have done in a short while, thank you sirs for providing the platform.
For Mrs. Ayokanmi, you are cherished, Mr. Adeleke (BSN), knowing you has added value to my life. To my other colleagues: Chijioke Iwuamadi, Mr. Ojekunle Adeoba, Mr. Kunle Somorin, Mrs. Raji, Mr. Yahaya Abubakar, Funke Olasupo, Femi Oyeleye, Mrs. Adeyeye (BSN), Jide Soremi, Gladys Unuigbe, Ronke Akinyokun and all other EDC colleagues Kenny, Ferry, Jerry, Wole, Mrs. Gold, Bayo and other too numerous to mention, I am grateful for the peaceful coexistence during my stay in this organisation. And also to my friend and flat mate Ibraheem Sanusi, please keep fit, this is just the beginning.
Finally, to all who have contributed to my being, I am forever indebted, my folks the Owofadeju(s), Oladiipo(s), Babarimisa(s), Adebayo(s), Adedeji(s), Oyebade(s),Ogowewo(s) and Adeyeri(s), I know being admist you all is never a mistake but for a divine purpose, we shall get there, thank you for your care.
Above all, is to Him the owner of life, You have been so faithful and graceful! Your mercy kept me!

My Birthday Roll Call. Wow!


What more can I ask for…..Thanking God for having sweet people like you! Thank you for celebrating my birthday with me. I am indeed grateful….I am confident about the future because I have you.

Looking through your calls and messages both on the phone and my wall, over 150 people sent their love and wishes ……. I cannot but show my indebtedness to you all.

If your name is missing, don’t worry Im still accepting gifts lol!

Its true! Eniyan Boni Lara Jaso Lo! Im blessed to have you.


1. Abdulfatai Tomori
2. Abdullahi Yusuff Suleiman
3. Abdulrafiu Lawal
4. Abiri Oluwatosin
5. Abisola Badmus
6. Adeola Daniels
7. Adeolu Makinde
Adeyemi Adekanmbi
8. Afolabi Idowu
9. Afolayan Babajide
10. Ahmed Adewole
11. Aigbe Omoruyi
12. Aiyelabola Aderonke
13. Ajayi Ajetunde
14. Ajayi Moses
15. Akano Shadrach
16. Akinade Taiwo
17. Akinwanle Opeyemi
18. Albert Dennis
19. Amodu Kareem
20. Ani Emmanuel
21. Ariyo Dare
22. Ayodele Aderinwale MFR
23. Ayodele James
24. Azeez Tijani
25. Babs Akinloye
26. Babtunde Adeyemi
27. Bayo Aderohunmu
28. Bolawa Folake
29. Bunmi Agbaje
30. Cathie Freeman
31. Cescy Babs
32. Clinton-Soji Aborishade
33. Damilare Adeyeri
34. Deshola Falowo
35. Desola Kuyoro
36. Dr Aba Nwachukwu
37. Ebenezer Ojeikere
38. Emeka Chukwu
39. Emmanuel Eneanya
40. Ero Ojeihere
Ewajesu Asala
41. Eweje Halimat
42. Fatoki Oluwaseun
43. Fisayo Oyebanji-Adigun
44. Folake Aisiolu
45. Folake Oladokun
46. Folake Sogade
47. Folarshade Testimony
48. Frontier Dayo Ayandeji
49. Funke Adebiyi-Faniran
50. Funke OBS
51. Funmilade Fajimi
52. Funmilola Akinjisola
53. Gabsyn Okeowo
54. Gbemi Ajayi
55. Gbemiga Alawode
56. Gbenga Wahab
57. Gboye Ajayi
58. Gee Mike
59. Glorious Precious
60. GTbank
61. IBPLC
62. Ibraheem Sanusi
63. Ifeyinwa Omowole
64. Imoleayo Oshin
65. Jalekun Omoniyi
66. Jerry Ojo
67. Jisola Sanusi Ogedengbe
68. Joe Osunniyi
69. Jola Akinwande
70. Kazeeem babatunji
71. Kehinde Akinade
72. Kola Famurewa
73. Kolawole Salami
74. Kunbi Alao
75. Kunle Somorin
76. Lere Baale
77. Linda
78. Longkat Nuhu
79. Madeyemi Adeyeye (my boyfriend)
80. Malomo Olusola
81. Michael Akinnade
82. Michael Omosebi
83. Morenike Adeyeye
84. Moyinoluwa Oluitan
85. Mrs. Oyebade
Muftau Adeyemi Balogun
86. Mukaram o. Kolapo
87. Nathalia Rubia Woglo
88. Nike Ayokanmi
89. Obadiya John
90. Obi Okeke
91. Ogundele Oluwaseun
92. Ojay Oluwo-Alexi
93. Ojo Temitope Olumuyiwa
94. Ojuolape Peters
95. Okuwa Ezekiel
96. Ola Wunmi
97. Oladele Oguns
Oladele Abiodun
98. Oladiipo Olufemi
99. Olalekan Cole
Olalekan Ogunbowale
Olamide Agboola
Olanrewaju Giwa
Olawale Demeji Ajala
Olayinka Adesina
Olayiwole Kemi
Oliver Eze Emmanuel
Oludairo Jude Sope
Oluwadunsin Oladiipo
Oluwakemi Kudirat
Oluwole Amosu
Tosin Craig
Oluyede Mary
Omolekik Hazium Erelalu
Omorinde Tosin
Opadoyin Femi
Oyalope Olusayo
Pastor Dee (Adedayo Komolafe)
Rahmat Adebimpe Balogun
Ronke Shobowale
Rotimi Olawale
Rupert Ossai
Saint Azebs
Samuel Adeyeri
Seye Farodoye
Shola Adeyeri
Sijuade Adedokun
Sola Agbebi
Teju Suleiman
Temitope Ibrahim-Moh’d
Temmy Tayo
Tj Michael
Tochukwu Akulue
Tokunbo Kehinde
Tomide Toba
Toosin Faniran
Tope Babarimisa(Uncle Tope)
Tope Omodele- jojo
Tosin Kareem Quadri,
Tosin Ogunsiji
Toyin Adeleke
Toyin-toba Bassey
Ttope Olusholar
Tumise Tesunbi
Tunde Senewo
Tunde OlaTifase
Vera Akpan
Walata
Wale Adebisi
Wonu Angel
Yetunde Familusi
Yisau Mobolaji

My Entire Family; Grandpa,Grandma, Oladiipos, Owofadejus, Babrimisas, Adebayos, Adedejis, Ogovwewos, and ofcourse Adeyeris.

Special thanks to my baby.......I truly understand it all. Much love!

Installing Husband


A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, NO MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______
Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5,

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Lastly, Please remember to install and update to JesusWindow made by HeavenSoft

Good Luck

Culled from nairaland.com

Mathematicians of Mortality


Mathematicians of Mortality
On March 6, 2007, Alhaji Umaru ‘Yar'adua collapsed while on the campaign trail and had to be flown abroad. It was so serious that rumours of his death started making the rounds then. In any other country in the world, that would have been the end of his political career or at least his search for elective office. But Nigeria is not any other country; it is Nigeria! And ‘Yar'adua went on to be sworn in as president.

Since then President ‘Yar'adua had on and off been in and out of hospital, spawning more rumours of his death or incapacity; and over the months, before the nation’s very eyes, the president had emaciated and paled. So much so that people’s indignation and anger at his election and even the anguish felt at his lack of performance changed to incredulity and then pity as his pain and suffering became obvious. People forgave him and expected him to relieve himself of the burden. He didn’t and his government wasn’t doing well at all.

But since he didn’t look for the position, it shouldn’t really be surprising if he was not ready for it; or if he came to it without a blueprint; or if he stayed on in it without a plan, and will almost certainly be leaving it without a legacy. But it was this sickness that made matters worse—and he is sick in a way that cannot be veiled from the public. It took him back to hospital for intensive care.

Today he might have gotten better, and, as the very unlikely counter-rumour had it, he might have been sighted at Mina pilgrims camp or along the corridors of the King Faisal Specialist Hospital visiting his daughter who is said to be on admission there. Even if true, all these are beside the point. The point is that the nation has come to near unanimous conclusion that ‘Yar'adua can’t simply continue in office with an acceptable level of effectiveness; and Nigeria can’t afford to keep dilly-dallying because of him.

Umaru ‘Yar'adua is a human being with a few admirable qualities that, unfortunately, didn’t show during the two years of his presidency—his impassive good-naturedness, his acute sense of justice, which had now gone with the wind of the election, and his organizational capacity. These were eclipsed by his other attributes less suited for leadership—his impenetrable taciturnity; his being practically a closed book to almost everyone, open only to a few people, perhaps only three, in the entire world; his no-gift-for team play; and his always being quick on the draw for a dare. On the whole, the combination didn’t work.

And there always comes a time in an individual’s or a nation’s life when there is only one right option—and for President ‘Yar'adua and Nigeria such a time has come. If he has not benefited the Nigerian situation by his presence, he should try to do so by his absence: he should step down and allow the nation to march ahead without him. If necessary he should be forced to step down; and to say that he should be succeeded by Dr Goodluck Jonathan is so much a matter of fact that to have to say it will sound like an insult to the nation.

To be sure it was Chief Godwin Daboh Adzuana who first flew the kite a few months ago; and, as we all know only too well, by their nature, kites don’t fly high or for long. At that time Daboh said that the North would not allow the vice president to succeed to the presidency should anything happen to President ‘Yar'adua.


Daboh’s sometimes creative, often tasteless, always outlandish political humour should have been taken for what it was. But with Nigeria’s speculative, non-respectable—one could even say irresponsible—journalism and its ready whipping boy, this was destined to have unintended, or perhaps all too deliberately intended, effect, by way of a misdirected backlash. And it came.

We are in this unnecessary mess because Nigeria’s institutions don’t work the way they should. Clearly, the National Assembly is clearly not alive to its responsibilities with regard to the emergency at hand; and the Federal Executive Council seems to fear the shadow of an absent president more than it cares for the fate of a tottering nation. Falling sick and being unable to continue in office are not personal failures from which they should attempt to shield the president.

These are afflictions on account of which the whole nation feels sorry and prays for him. But they would not even allow a discussion of this in the Senate, where a motion to discuss the president’s illness could not be passed. This has told the nation a series of stories about the upper chamber. One, that it cannot be relied upon to rise to the occasion during a period of national crisis. Two, that it is not conscious of the weight of its responsibilities. Three, that instead of discharging them, it prefers to play politics.

Four, that as its president, David Mark, is the most senior Northerner in the Federal hierarchy and may therefore have been lustfully eyeing the presidency, expectantly thinking and vainly hoping that a PDP in-house private zoning formula can take precedence over the nation’s constitution. Five, that while the Senate is effectively saying that the president is not sick, the PDP is conducting prayers for his quick recovery. And by refusing to acknowledge the president’s inability to discharge his official functions, the Federal Executive Council has inadvertently just succeeded in demonstrating its inability to discharge its own.

And that partly is why we are where we are—in perfect disarray. While the nation is going east, its Senate is going west, and the whole National Assembly is going to waste. All state matters are discussed in hushed tones: the executive has become a demigod, omniscient even if absent; and subordinates have become creative kleptomaniacs, poor even if rich. The judiciary neither interprets nor applies the laws, because it is truly independent—independent even of the evidence before it. All the nation’s checks and balances have been turned into cheques and bank balances; and separation and division of powers have become a separation and division of the spoils of office—its leaders thieves, its officers keepers of stolen goods and the people mere spectators.

This is our shame—painful but true—and unlikely to change even if Goodluck becomes president. The hierarchy of the PDP must whisper the Prayer of the Atheist, for, today they are in the same boat with him: ‘God, if there is a God; save my soul, if I have a soul.’ He is not sure, but he is; they are not sure, but they are. Or, are they? And if, after the prayer, they realize that they have a soul, then they must embark on some soul-searching: ‘This power which we took in the name of the people, to what ends had we applied it? Did we take it in order to rape this nation, kill its spirit, stifle its democracy and impoverish its people—and enrich ourselves?’

Because that’s precisely what they have done during the last decade. Goodluck and his successors are perfectly at liberty to continue with this business as usual; but they won’t have another decade of pillage before the nation is engulfed in the unadulterated disaster of some national Armageddon.

He can choose to make a little history by changing the status quo. He should begin by selecting a vice president who will bring the much-needed seriousness that even many members of his own PDP seem not to see in him, someone with the kind of integrity that is absent from the party’s power structure, a technocrat who is a competent manager with a positive worldview. And it will help if he has easy acceptance among youths, within traditional circles and in the business sector so that he can carry everyone along.

But first, let ‘Yar Adua step down, Goodluck step in and see how we sort out the problem of the lack of vision, capacity and willingness to begin the task of saving the nation from the clutches of the mathematicians of mortality.

And if Goodluck doesn’t seize the initiative, the initiative will seize him; because the macabre dance over the sharing of the cadaverous cake has already begun in earnest. Each of the actors is engaged in this arithmetic of mortality and do-or-die: one plus one is equal to all. While on the one hand they deny the president’s sickness, on the other, they are feverishly calculating the square root of power and planning for life after his death. For the First Family, a homeboy will be such a reassuring contingency; just as a master puppeteer pulls the strings and gets set to anoint his pick on the hillock; and then the vultures—potent, patient and in a phalanx, six and thirty—have already anointed the baldest among them king.


BY ADAMU ADAMU
As culled from DAILY TRUST.